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Returns & Exchanges

Your satisfaction is our priority. Learn about our return and exchange policy for premium toenail clippings.

Return Policy

⚠️ IMPORTANT: OPENED PACKAGE POLICY

If you open the package and smell, touch, or handle the merchandise, we can ONLY offer a 10% refund and you MUST keep the item. This policy protects our customers' health and safety.

✅ Unopened Items - Full Refund

100% refund for items returned within 30 days in original sealed packaging

⚠️ Opened Items - 10% Refund Only

Items that have been opened, smelled, or touched qualify for only 10% refund. Customer keeps merchandise.

❌ No Returns

Items damaged by customer handling cannot be returned for safety reasons

Exchanges

Easy Exchanges

Exchange for different collection or size

Quality Guarantee

Defective items replaced immediately

Free Return Shipping

We cover return shipping costs

How to Return an Item

1

Contact Us

Email us with your order number and reason for return

2

Get Label

We'll send you a prepaid return shipping label

3

Ship & Refund

Send the item back and receive your refund within 5-7 days

Need Help with a Return?

Our customer service team is here to assist you with returns and exchanges.